The Juructer Mysteries: set in the 83rd century

Erin was having a conversation with her sister Seth about what had happened that day their college campus blew up. Seth said," I know we have been without a college to go to for six weeks. Don't worry Erin the college has to be being rebuilt." Erin replied to her," I think more than anything it's the deaths of all of my favorite professors and the proffessors I was getting to like. The Juructer is a cute guy and I wonder where he is now?" Seth replied to her sister Erin," He's an alien Erin Watts!!!! An Alien." To which Erin replied," Seth Watts, The Juructer is human enough to date." Seth replied," You would date an Alien." Erin Watts replied," You would date a piecies." Seth Watts asked," Wow you went there. Really?" Erin just said," you know how I'm reactionary and you know that you are too."

The Raxicoricofallapatorian's were amused by this notion and asked," Who are you to command us? You are nothing more than prey Juructer and we have a feeling you know what we do with our prey." The Juructer replied," Oh I know what you do. I'm made from two great men that have defeated you in the past can you tell me if you recall The Doctor and Captain Jack Harkness?" They quivered at the mention of their greatest foes in the universe. The Juructer seeing that look on their faces said," I'm cloned from both of them specifically a clone time lord of both of them." Erin asked him," Juructer , how do we stop them?" The Juructer replied," Perfume or vinegar their calcium based life forms so they'll just burst into pieces."  Seth being back in the building and hiding in the room had been listening to the entire exchange said," I have perfume , Erin do you still have that one bottle of perfume I gave you for Christmas?...

After going In the college campus building The Juructer asked Erin," When did you first notice that something strange was going on?" Erin replied," When The professors made a screaming sound like they've all been killed and then came back a few pounds heavier. Now a few weeks later I found them all talking about using the students to do something that sounded terrifying." Seth asked her sister," What was it that they were talking about doing?" The Juructer interjected saying," I just got scanning results back and I don't think your going to like it." Erin asked," Why are we not going to like the things you are about to tell us?" Seth as she read The Juructer's face said," Okay it seems bad, like really bad." The Juructer replied," Yah it's not just bad. Your 'proffessors' have been replaced by Raxicoricofallapatorian's. They must have crashed here and your proffessors we're the unlucky few ...

Erin and Seth drive to the Coaledston Town college with The Juructer in the back seat of their Haviaeur bronzon model four Jeep. Erin was in the driver's seat, and Seth she was in the passenger seat. As they drove they had a discussion about plans for when they uncover something. On the Coaledston Town college campus the 'proffessors' were panicked as Erin had them figured out saying," What If Erin gets the Fed's involved? She could ruin our plans to use the students in our experiment!?!?!?!?!?!"  When Erin, Seth, and The Juructer arrived on the college campus, The Juructer started scanning for trace's of Alien technology and other alien's in the area. Erin seeing the thing that he is waving around in his left hand asking," What is that device in your hand?" The Juructer replied," It's my Sonic Screwdriver and this is the first time it's getting some use. I made it with the stuff I brought into your rental house with the shed att...

The Juructer in the morning heard Erin and her sister Seth arguing about something going on with their college campus. Erin was saying," oh come on Seth. You've got to admit that something weird is going on." Seth replied," it's college it's always weird!.!.!.!.!" To which Erin replied," Really?!?!?!?, it's this weird that all of a sudden all of the professors are acting strange and not like themselves ?!?!?!?!?" To which Seth replied," Well to be fair the professors have a heavy work load to get done." Erin replied," And they all just happened to gain tons of weight and got real gassy?!?!?!?!?" Seth conceded to her sister," Okay I admit that it is strange. Even if we could investigate that where do we begin?" The Juructer thought to himself out loud," I have found my first case." Exiting the shed he asks," Can I have a part in your investigation? Cause I think that I could be a big help with tha...

The Juructer having just saved the planet America for the first time was happy for a little while. Then heard a familiar noise when he said," it's about time you came here. I've been trying to get your attention for six weeks now." The Doctor 's TARDIS arrived on the planet America in the eighty third century and then left something's behind with The Juructer along with a note that read,' Hiya, Honey I have received a notice that you don't have a TARDIS well how are you supposed to protect this planet and universe for me in this time period going forward? Here I have left you with material to build one for yourself. Love The Doctor.' The Juructer after reading the note said," Thank you Dad for this. I'm going to get to work on my TARDIS right away." He crafted an outer exterior and built the TARDIS from the things that The Fifteenth Doctor had left for him. When he had that done The Juructer checked the instructions he had from memory...